The Full Monty! **NEW**

£64.99 £69.21

The perfect way to experience our full range, and also the perfect way to gift our smoked salmon! The Full Monty includes 9 packs of our cold smoked range of salmon and trout, 1 of each flavour that we make. Experience each delicately infused flavour on it's own, or as part of a grand smörgasbord! Enjoy the delicate differences in each cure that we use, we challenge you to pick a favourite!!

Then we have The Full, Full Monty! This includes additional luxuries in the form of 1 of our hot smoked salmon steaks, 1 pack of Gilltong and 1 pot of pâté and also includes one of our super-limited edition tote bags free of charge!

Minimum 5 day shelf life on delivery. Suitable for freezing


We source our fresh Scottish farmed salmon via Billingsgate fish market. Wherever possible we choose RSPCA assured Scottish farms*, with key ambitions to follow responsible farming practices. 

The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.

We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!

*Sometimes this isn't always possible due to weather conditions etc, in which case we choose the next best alternatives



Delivery is £4.95 or free when you spend £50. Your order will be packaged in recyclable, insulated packaging with an ice pack. DPD is our chosen courier and they will contact you with an hour window for delivery, although you do not need to be at home. We offer a full no quibble refund or replacement for any deliveries that do not arrive in perfect condition

Most orders are despatched in under 3 working days. If you are ordering a larger size (whole or half side) this can be up to 7 working days depending on where we are in our weekly production cycle. If you need this urgently, please contact us directly and we can advise of a lead time.



We charge £10 for delivery to Northern Ireland and the Scottish Highlands and Islands. Why is this? DPD are unable to reach you within our specified time period, so we need to use Royal Mail who are a lot dearer for a next day tracked parcel.

Customer Reviews

Based on 60 reviews
Vicky Moore
Great tasting salmon

Beautiful thick slices of salmon, delicious. A subscription is so easy and means I always have salmon available. I love the different flavours

Andy Slark
The Pished Fish Full Monty

The best way to buy from The Pished Fish as you get all their awesome flavours to try. It is so hard to chose so don’t choose and order the Full Monty!!
Awesome thick salmon slices and fabulous flavours. Very tasty. Sunday morning brunch has never been so good.
Great website, easy ordering, well packaged and delivered as promised. Keep it up

Simon Ward
The Full Monty

Absolutely fabulous, worth every penny, delicious, delivered well and properly on time

The best smoked salmon & freezes really well

The only smoked salmon I buy now. Buy bulk freezes so we’ll & defrosts in 15 mins. All the flavours are delicious. Great product

Neil Cunningham
Excellent tasty products

Never ever tasted such tasty quality products with special flavours - different from the rest!

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