The Full Monty! (Includes Delivery!)
"I’m quite shocked at how much better the smoked salmon is compared to what I’m used to" Sandy C.
🧑🍳 Unique range of flavours
❄️ Suitable for freezing
🚚 FREE guaranteed chilled delivery with £75+ spend (otherwise £5.95)
✔️ The Best Smoked Salmon you Have Ever Tasted - or your Money Back!
🎁 The Full Monty
Picture yourself hosting the ultimate smoked salmon extravaganza! This is our complete symphony of smoke and spirits - every single flavour in our core range. It's the grand tour of our Sussex smokehouse, the whole shebang, the full... well, you know!
✨ What's in the box:
• All 9 packs from our cold smoked salmon collection
• 1 pack of our artisanal cold smoked trout
• That's 10 packs of pure smoky perfection!
💫 What makes it special:
• Superior, responsibly sourced Atlantic salmon (RSPCA or ASC certified)
• Slow-cured in Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar
• Gently smoked over apple and alder or oak
• Each flavour uniquely infused with premium spirits and botanicals
• Carved in thick, decadent slices for a luxury experience
🍽️ Serving Suggestions:
• Create the ultimate smörgåsbord • Host a salmon tasting evening • Stock your freezer with luxury (takes just 10 minutes to defrost!)
🎯 Perfect for:
• The ultimate foodie gift (self-gifting absolutely counts!) • Serious smoked fish enthusiasts • When you simply can't pick a favourite • Building your own luxury freezer stash
Each pack comes with: • Minimum 5 days shelf life • Suitable for freezing • Guaranteed chilled delivery • Our "smoked salmon heaven" guarantee
🌟 Storage Tip: Perfect for freezing - stock up your freezer with individual packs and enjoy whenever the craving strikes!
Delivery & FAQs
Satisfaction Guarantee
With the inability to give you a sample like we would at our market stall we offer a money back guarantee on any products you don't like! If you're a smoked salmon lover, and not afraid to try something a little different, we're sure you're our kind of customer. If you really don't like it we'll refund you in full. Can't say fairer than that!
Chilled Delivery Guarantee
With our no quibble guarantee we will refund or replace any products that don't arrive with you in perfect condition.
Delivery
Please allow up to 3-5 business days for delivery as everything is made fresh to order. We make our smoked salmon fresh each week. Most smaller pack sizes (100g and 200g) we hold some stock of and will despatch as quick as possible which is the same for our Taster and Gift packs. For larger sizes (half and whole sides) we will slice these in the week and deliver on the coming Friday (e.g order Tuesday morning, will be with you Friday) If you need it more quickly, please pop us an email (we're very friendly) and we'll do our best to get it out to you sooner, or offer the same weight in smaller pack sizes. If you're not sure, don't hesitate to email info@thepishedfish.com and if you have any special requirements or need to hold delivery until a later date, please state these in the notes section in the cart or at checkout.
For Northern Ireland, Highlands and Islands
Please get in touch with us before ordering and we can advise on the best method for delivery to your area.
How does my smoked salmon get delivered?
Your order will be packaged in insulated packaging filled with ice packs which are tested to keep the products chilled for up to 48 hours. We use DPD to transport the products on an overnight service, so the product should always arrive chilled as though it had been in a fridge. The insulated packaging is either compostable, re-usable or recyclable.
Do I need to be home when it is delivered?
If you're not home we ask the courier to leave the package either with a neighbour or in a safe place. It is always preferable to have someone around to sign for the delivery though, so an address where someone is available (home or work) would help.
How much does delivery cost?
Delivery is free when you spend £75+ or below that £5.95 and is applied at checkout, and is based on your cart total after any discounts.
Where is the salmon from?
We source our salmon through Billingsgate fish market, selecting only the freshest Atlantic salmon from farms with a focus on responsible farming and are either RSPCA assured, ASC or Label Rouge certified.
What is the use by date?
All our cold smoked salmon and trout is packaged with a minimum of 23 days shelf life. The only exception is our hot smoked salmon and paté which has a shorter use by date - 14 days. We will never send out any packs of smoked salmon with less than 5 days remaining on its use by date, or pâté with less than 3 days remaining.
Can you freeze it?
Yes, all our products are suitable for freezing. Please freeze on day of arrival.
I have a discount code - where do I use it?
There is a small box in the cart section where you review your order that asks for your discount code. Please enter it here and the discount will be automatically applied.
How much should I buy per person?
We recommend 50g per person as a portion. Really love smoked salmon? Double it!
Do you do wholesale?
Yes indeed - we include some of the finest food-halls in the land as stockists. If you'd like to join them please get in touch here
About Our Fish
We source our fresh Scottish farmed salmon via Billingsgate fish market. Wherever possible we choose RSPCA assured Scottish farms*, with key ambitions to follow responsible farming practices.
The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.
We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!
*Sometimes this isn't always possible due to weather conditions etc, in which case we choose the next best alternatives
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Let customers speak for us
Absolutely lovely we had with fresh salmon, new potatoes, asparagus and hollandaise sauce. Yummy 🤤
After watching your advert we take great delight in saying that we have never tasted, enjoyed salmon, like that which we received. Having salmon with a variety of delicate, intense tastes is a great ingredient to our meals. Also your book and notes made us laugh. Thank you
Please give these guys a go had many
Different smoked salmon but this is next level
The best salmon I have ever had! Taste good and not dry. Will recommend to my friend.
This salmon was simply best I've had and I've eaten salmon all over Scotland. I loved that it was thicker and the cut was perfect . I've already ordered more to try
The breakfast bundle is a tasty mix and suitable for other meals. Easy to order and well packed. Good delivery system
Since you have already used my Facebook comments in your advertising then I don’t need to add more.
My photo “recipe” is simple - it doesn’t need any fancy sauces to enhance the taste, that would be guilding the lily.
What a superb selection of quality booze infused smoked salmon,this particular one has been infused with tequila ,coriander,chilli and lime zest,absolutely delicious but not overpowering 😋😋😋👌, The smocked salmon pate is too die for, because it’s so tasty 😋, as soon as I open the lid it’s gone 😄
Ordered the whiskey and horseradish salmon pate for Easter. Fantastic taste and didn’t last long once my husband discovered it. Will certainly order again.
Just had a lunchtime bagel with some smoked salmon pate from The Pished Fish. Just a squeeze of lemon and some salad leaves. Heaven. Great food. Do yourself a favour and try it.
Love the way this smoked salmon fluffs up and adds great flavour to this Crustless quiche packed with added vegetables - asparagus, cauliflower, with a base of celery and leeks.
This is a cracking product, the depth of flavour, degree of cure/smoke is perfect and thickness of slice is just right to appreciate the texture.
I’ve worked in the smoked salmon industry and standards are slipping as it becomes an every day supermarket commodity.
This is in a different class and oozes quality, we love it! Thank you for taking time to get it right.
Perfect with Irish wheaten bread and a Guinness or a Chablis.
My first ever order the starter pack with smoked salmon pate👌 I loved the thick cut smoked salmon which was absolutely delicious and very interesting flavours but not overpowering. I have to say that the smoked salmon pate was to die for 😋😋😋
Received as requested nicely chilled and wrapped, we had 14+ guests at our Emerald wedding anniversary and the salmon was very well received with lots of compliments. I kept the pate to myself and it was simply wonderful, it was not laid out and displayed as I would have liked, but simple and easy to serve.
No pic of gilltong as it didn't get further than a foot from the fridge door. I opened the pack, tried a piece and filled my face with it till it was gone, it was luscious! . I stashed the 2nd pack at the back of the fridge as I wasnt going to share it, "it's mine my precious all mine!"
Loved the salmon pate on a rice cracker with homemade Sauerkraut and caraway seed, yummers!! 😋
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"Best smoked salmon I’ve ever tasted"
"Delicious smoked salmon not thin and salty like supermarket smoked salmon. Love all the flavours I’ve tried so far. Salmon is tender and succulent and the salmon pate is the best I’ve ever tasted! I’ll definitely be buying regularly from this company" Catherine G.
Born from a passion
To Make Tastier Smoked Salmon
Having spent some time working in and around Scandinavia I realised that smoked salmon didn't have to be wafer thin, slimy stuff like what you find in a supermarket. Since 2014 I've been creating smoked salmon that I love to eat myself. Infused with a range of different flavours that complement, but don't over-power the fish. Designed for you to add some pizazz to your pinics or brilliance to your brunches!
Customer Reviews
Uttetly fabulous as always
As all your salmon is … absolutely outstanding quality and flavour
My first ever order the starter pack with smoked salmon pate👌 I loved the thick cut smoked salmon which was absolutely delicious and very interesting flavours but not overpowering. I have to say that the smoked salmon pate was to die for 😋😋😋
Big juicy strips of smoked trout and smoked salmon, I’ve been buying the Pished Fish bundles for a while now, I just CANNOT go back to supermarket SS !
It is a teat over the weekend on top of toasted sourdough and scrambled eggs/ poached eggs …. Bit of avocado on the side … utterly delicious and well worth the £
This is the best Smoked Salmon, the flavours and quality are second to none. Our daughter and family always said they weren’t keen on smoked salmon, we served them your smoked salmon and they are all converted, their words were we didn’t know smoked salmon could taste like this. Thank you