The Designated Driver (No booze!) just Juniper Smoke
"Fabulous! The best smoked salmon we have ever tasted." Karen G. 😁
✔️ The Best Smoked Salmon you Have Ever Tasted - or your Money Back!
✔️ Unique range of flavours
✔️ Suitable for freezing
✔️ FREE guaranteed chilled delivery with £75+ spend (otherwise £5.95)
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We let the quality of the fish and the smoke do the talking here. Not a dram in sight! Our normal, superior quality salmon is slow cured and gently smoked over juniper and cherry wood for a smokey treat that will work anywhere you normally serve smoked salmon.
The finest responsibly sourced salmon
Long, slow smoke over Juniper and cherry
Kept au naturel (no booze!)
Hand carved in thick, decadent sliced
Rich and smokey, try it as part of a cream cheese filled bagel and taste the flavours shining through - wafer thin this is not!
"Dear God, this stuff is divine. I’m saving up for the next order - these guys REALLY know their business!" Lesley H.
Ingredients: Atlantic salmon (FISH) salt, Demerara sugar, juniper and cherry wood smoke.
Chilled Delivery Guarantee
Delivery & FAQs
Satisfaction Guarantee
With the inability to give you a sample like we would at our market stall we offer a money back guarantee on any products you don't like! If you're a smoked salmon lover, and not afraid to try something a little different, we're sure you're our kind of customer. If you really don't like it we'll refund you in full. Can't say fairer than that!
Chilled Delivery Guarantee
With our no quibble guarantee we will refund or replace any products that don't arrive with you in perfect condition.
Delivery
Please allow up to 3-5 business days for delivery at the moment as everything is being made fresh to order to keep up with demand (June 2022) We make our smoked salmon fresh each week. Most smaller pack sizes (100g and 200g) we hold some stock of and will despatch as quick as possible which is the same for our Taster and Gift packs. For larger sizes (half and whole sides) we will slice these in the week and deliver on the coming Friday (e.g order Tuesday morning, will be with you Friday) If you need it more quickly, please pop us an email (we're very friendly) and we'll do our best to get it out to you sooner, or offer the same weight in smaller pack sizes. If you're not sure, don't hesitate to email info@thepishedfish.com and if you have any special requirements or need to hold delivery until a later date, please state these in the notes section in the cart or at checkout.
Northern Ireland, Highlands and Islands
Please get in touch with us before ordering and we can advise on the best method for delivery to your area.
How does my smoked salmon get delivered?
Your order will be packaged in insulated packaging filled with ice packs which are tested to keep the products chilled for up to 48 hours. We use DPD to transport the products on an overnight service, so the product should always arrive chilled as though it had been in a fridge. The insulated packaging is either compostable, re-usable or recyclable.
Do I need to be home when it is delivered?
If you're not home we ask the courier to leave the package either with a neighbour or in a safe place. It is always preferable to have someone around to sign for the delivery though, so an address where someone is available (home or work) would help.
How much does delivery cost?
Delivery free when you spend £75, or below that £5.95 and is applied at checkout, and is based on your cart total after any discounts.
Where is the salmon from?
We source our salmon through Billingsgate fish market, selecting only the freshest Scottish* salmon from farms with a focus on responsible farming. We use wild salmon by special order only, please sign up to our emails to hear when this is possible.
*Occasionally due to weather conditions Scottish salmon may not be available, in which case we use the best quality farmed Atlantic salmon available.
What is the use by date?
All our cold smoked salmon and trout is packaged with a minimum of 23 days shelf life. The only exception is our hot smoked salmon and paté which has a shorter use by date - 14 days. We will never send out any packs of smoked salmon with less than 5 days remaining on its use by date, or pâté with less than 3 days remaining.
Can you freeze it?
Yes, all our products are suitable for freezing. Please freeze on day of arrival.
I have a discount code - where do I use it?
There is a small box in the cart section where you review your order that asks for your discount code. Please enter it here and the discount will be automatically applied.
How much should I buy per person?
We recommend 50g per person as a portion. Really love smoked salmon? Double it!
About Our Fish
We source our fresh Scottish farmed salmon via Billingsgate fish market. Wherever possible we choose RSPCA assured Scottish farms*, with key ambitions to follow responsible farming practices.
The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.
We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!
*Sometimes this isn't always possible due to weather conditions etc, in which case we choose the next best alternatives
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Bought as a present. It was really enjoyed. Will be doing it again.
Great way to start latitude with Old Fashioned and scrambled eggs
Absolutely delicious pate, the best I have tasted.Would definitely recommend.
Bought as a present and was really appreciated. Would definitely do the same again
Having never had Smoked trout before i found it very tasty indeed. Got an idea from The Pished Fish website for having it in a bagel for breakfast with some cream cheese. Heaven! Would thoroughly recommend!
Best smoked salmon I have ever tasted. It didn’t last long enough to take a photo but had it on onion & chive bagels with chive cream cheese.
I’ve already ordered more
I ordered the sample salmon and pate and it was fantastic, I had some with toasted soda bread and some slaw and gherkins. Loved it! Thanks
So delicious / I loved the mellow flavour with a kick ! I have a cousin staying next month from Sydney - hope to treat her ! They don’t do that down under!!
What better way to enjoy the sun than with salmon pate, smoked salmon, salad from the greenhouse and a baguette ancienne. A perfect lunch. It was hard to choose but this time it was pale but interesting
Best salmon! Love the taste and the thick cut portions. Great delivery as well!
Perfect for a luxurious breakfast 😋
Repeat purchase. So good!
Absolutely lovely tasting salmon, thick slices too . The Smoked Salmon Pate’was lovely too.No problems with delivery the salmon was still cold when it arrived.I Enjoyed reading about the different flavours of the salmon, the bag is great and the sweets were lovely ☺️. 💯 recommend The Pished Fish and I will definitely be ordering again . Sorry for not posting any pictures…
I ordered a mix of salmon flavours & pate and so far have really enjoyed everything. We haven’t tried every flavour yet but expect the rest to be as tasty. Arrived very quickly & beautifully packaged.
My wife just loves the smoked salmon pate and has it spread on rice cakes for her lunch. If it’s good for her, it’s good for me!
Fantastic quality and service for a great business
Customer Reviews
Best smoked salmon I have ever tasted. It didn’t last long enough to take a photo but had it on onion & chive bagels with chive cream cheese.
I’ve already ordered more
Best salmon! Love the taste and the thick cut portions. Great delivery as well!
Perfect for a luxurious breakfast 😋
Thanks so much Evangelia, will share the pic on socials too! Cheers!
Top quality amazing fresh taste. Delivery needs to be quicker !
I was recommended this lovely salmon and I would definitely recommend it too, it was delicious!
Sorry I can't give you any photos, it was demolished too quickly....we had it for a big family, pre wedding breakfast!!
Everyone loved it!
Thank you!
Every flavour we have tried have been excellent.
Each ingredient used can be tasted beautifully balanced.
Whether it is juniper, ginger and lime or star anise they are very distinct.
Just working our way through the first order.
I know photographs have been requested but to be honest we want to taste the salmon on its own to experience the flavours without adding anything else.
Great products.
Just need to finish trying them all, then reorder