The Sozzled Santa

Which pack size? (50g = 1 portion) Minimum 5 day shelf life and suitable for freezing:

Sushi grade Scottish salmon

Medium smoke over oak

Dressed with brandy soaked clementine zest, cinnamon and nutmeg

Hand carved in thick, decadent slices

Rich and aromatic, the perfect way to wake up on Christmas morning (or any morning really!)

Ingredients: Atlantic salmon (FISH) salt, Demerara sugar, brandy, clementine zest, cinnamon, nutmeg, oak smoke.

Minimum 5 days shelf life on delivery. Suitable for freezing

We source our salmon through Billingsgate fish market. Our stipulations are that the salmon must be PGI status Scottish salmon and only from RSPCA or Label Rouge approved high welfare farms. The salmon must also be considered sushi grade for freshness.

The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.

We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!

Delivery is £4.95 or free when you spend £50. Your order will be packaged in recyclable, insulated packaging with an ice pack. DPD is our chosen courier and they will contact you with an hour window for delivery, although you do not need to be at home. We offer a full no quibble refund or replacement for any deliveries that do not arrive in perfect condition

Most orders are despatched in under 3 working days. If you are ordering a larger size (whole or half side) this can be up to 7 working days depending on where we are in our weekly production cycle. If you need this urgently, please contact us directly and we can advise of a lead time.



We charge £10 for delivery to Northern Ireland and the Scottish Highlands and Islands. Why is this? DPD are unable to reach you within our specified time period, so we need to use Royal Mail who are a lot dearer for a next day tracked parcel.

Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews
Jay Cooper
Sozzled Santa

What can I say. Scrummy, scrummy, scrummy.
Highly recommended.
Thought I was missing an item and when I phoned James was so helpful.
It wasn’t missing. It was me going bonkers. Fantastic service.

Thanks Jay, and great to have another order on the books from you so soon, as well. Cheers!

Joseph Stockton
My favourite lockdown discovery

Can you get cheaper smoked salmon from the local supermarket. Yes you can. Does it pale in comparison. Yes it does.
Melt in the mouth and delicately flavoured in a way that accents the fish without overpowering it. Tried every flavour now and love them all, especially impressed with the sozzled santa.

Awesome review, thanks Joseph - you describe exactly what we try and achieve, so I'm very happy we did! Thanks as always for the support. James

Would only buy this brand of smoked salmon now

Delicious product . Supporting a small independent business. Excellent delivery & service. What’s not to love !

Emily Quinn

Loved the salmon from here, really excellent quality and very delicious.

The Heart of Christmas!

Nothing beats Christmas pudding flambéed in brandy - except perhaps Sozzled Santa Salmon. The subtle flavours of brandy, cinnamon ,nutmeg, and clementine "sing" throughout the product making it a real festival of Christmas carols on the taste buds - definitely worth asking Santa for more of this sackful of this festive delight!

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