The Sozzled Santa


 Sushi grade Scottish salmon

Medium smoke over oak

Dressed with brandy soaked clementine zest, cinnamon and nutmeg

Hand carved in thick, decadent slices

Rich and aromatic, the perfect way to wake up on Christmas morning (or any morning really!)

"We all really enjoyed The Sozzled Santa and it made our Christmas Day breakfast scrambled eggs extra special. Lovely flavour, would order again!" Lydia D

Ingredients: Atlantic salmon (FISH) salt, Demerara sugar, brandy, clementine zest, cinnamon, nutmeg, oak smoke.

Minimum 5 days shelf life on delivery. Suitable for freezing

We source our fresh Scottish farmed salmon via Billingsgate fish market. Wherever possible we choose RSPCA assured Scottish farms*, with key ambitions to follow responsible farming practices. 

The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.

We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!

*Sometimes this isn't always possible due to weather conditions etc, in which case we choose the next best alternatives



Delivery is £5.95 or free when you spend £50. Your order will be packaged in recyclable, insulated packaging with an ice pack. DPD is our chosen courier and they will contact you with an hour window for delivery, although you do not need to be at home. We offer a full no quibble refund or replacement for any deliveries that do not arrive in perfect condition

Most orders are despatched in under 3 working days. If you are ordering a larger size (whole or half side) this can be up to 7 working days depending on where we are in our weekly production cycle. If you need this urgently, please contact us directly and we can advise of a lead time.


 We currently can't deliver to Northern Ireland and the Scottish Highlands and Islands. Why is this? DPD are unable to reach you within our specified time period, so we need to use Royal Mail which at current point in time (early 2022) are having a lot of difficulties reaching the destination on time too. We'll keep trying sporadically though.

Customer Reviews

Based on 44 reviews
Margaret Kell (Musselburgh, GB)

Bought 3 packs, 3 different flavours, 2 to go in a Christmas hamper, the other for myself. All were enjoyed very much. Loved the thick cut and subtle flavours. The service was excellent. Loved the personal touch. Will buy again and have recommended to others.

Thank you for such a lovely review Margaret. What a lovely thing to add to a hamper too. Lucky recipients.

Cheers, Helen

Jacqui Adams (Heathfield, GB)
Star of the show as always

Fabulous product that is nigh on addictive, complimented by the amazing service. Highly recommend

Thank you for such kind words Jacqui. Is lovely to hear.

Cheers, Helen

Lydia Downey (Bath, GB)

We all really enjoyed The Sozzled Santa and it made our Christmas Day breakfast scrambled eggs extra special. Lovely flavour, would order again!

That sounds like a lovely start to Christmas Day! We look forward to see what you pick out next.

Cheers, Helen

Succulent and tasty

Well presented, excellent taste, convenient portions and "we will be back" !!

This is great to hear Janet, thank you!

Cheers, Helen

Jackie Clark (Wallington, GB)
Excellent taste

I loved the smoked salmon we had at Christmas. The zesty Christmas flavours on the plump pieces of salmon made an excellent breakfast.

So glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for the review.

Cheers, Helen

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