Terrific T-Shirt!

£24.99 £27.99

From Milan and Paris to New York and London, now direct to you - one of our strictly limited edition T-shirts! Made from super-soft cotton in a light teal colour with our diamond logo on the front and our epic picture created by acclaimed illustrator Wesley Merritt

They are slim-ish fitting so go for a size up if in doubt.

We source our fresh Scottish farmed salmon via Billingsgate fish market. Wherever possible we choose RSPCA assured Scottish farms*, with key ambitions to follow responsible farming practices. 

The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.

We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!

*Sometimes this isn't always possible due to weather conditions etc, in which case we choose the next best alternatives



Delivery is £4.95 or free when you spend £50. Your order will be packaged in recyclable, insulated packaging with an ice pack. DPD is our chosen courier and they will contact you with an hour window for delivery, although you do not need to be at home. We offer a full no quibble refund or replacement for any deliveries that do not arrive in perfect condition

Most orders are despatched in under 3 working days. If you are ordering a larger size (whole or half side) this can be up to 7 working days depending on where we are in our weekly production cycle. If you need this urgently, please contact us directly and we can advise of a lead time.



We charge £10 for delivery to Northern Ireland and the Scottish Highlands and Islands. Why is this? DPD are unable to reach you within our specified time period, so we need to use Royal Mail who are a lot dearer for a next day tracked parcel.

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
Wendy Wiklund

My son did not know the tee shirt and a cotton bag were contained within the salmon packaging and, assuming they were part of the insulation, threw them out. I don’t know how they were packaged - perhaps in the future tthe packaging could be more obvious. Sad but true so I am unable to comment on the tee shirt.

Hi Wendy, sorry to hear they got chucked out. It's not something I've heard of before as the t shirt is bright green and the tote is quite a heavy canvas bag. I'll send some replacements ASAP.
Kind regards,

Steve Macdonald
What is The Pished Fish?

I was asked this today. So I turned around. “Ah. That sounds good.” Indeed, booze soaked salmon not only sounds good, it tastes good too. Why didn’t I know about it earlier??

Maureen Petrie

Love the colour and design of the T-shirt so much so I ordered in 3 different sizes as I know once they are seen everyone will want one. Great quality

Quality T Shirt

Great product, amazing colour and comment raising design on the back

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