"A Really Fantastic Product" Jack Stein, Chef
Mystery Bundle - Smoked Salmon Surprise! (FREE delivery)
✔️ The Best Smoked Salmon you Have Ever Tasted - or your Money Back!
✔️ Unique range of flavours
✔️ Suitable for freezing
✔️ FREE guaranteed chilled delivery with £75+ spend (otherwise £5.95)
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Love surprises?
Then allow us to be a regular sneaky surprise in your culinary life!
We'll send a variety of smoked salmon products on subscription, all edible and freezable, and could include anything from our flavour of the month, to pâté or gilltong. Totally delicious and sure to satisfy you smoked salmon fans out there.
The bundle will contain a minimum of £55 worth of our smoked salmon creations for just £45
We'll also include FREE delivery too!
Choose your order frequency in the drop down box. We will take payment at your chosen frequency and deliver shortly after.
Minimum 5 day shelf life on delivery. Suitable for freezing
Chilled Delivery Guarantee
Delivery & FAQs
Satisfaction Guarantee
With the inability to give you a sample like we would at our market stall we offer a money back guarantee on any products you don't like! If you're a smoked salmon lover, and not afraid to try something a little different, we're sure you're our kind of customer. If you really don't like it we'll refund you in full. Can't say fairer than that!
Chilled Delivery Guarantee
With our no quibble guarantee we will refund or replace any products that don't arrive with you in perfect condition.
Delivery
Please allow up to 3-5 business days for delivery at the moment as everything is being made fresh to order to keep up with demand (June 2022) We make our smoked salmon fresh each week. Most smaller pack sizes (100g and 200g) we hold some stock of and will despatch as quick as possible which is the same for our Taster and Gift packs. For larger sizes (half and whole sides) we will slice these in the week and deliver on the coming Friday (e.g order Tuesday morning, will be with you Friday) If you need it more quickly, please pop us an email (we're very friendly) and we'll do our best to get it out to you sooner, or offer the same weight in smaller pack sizes. If you're not sure, don't hesitate to email info@thepishedfish.com and if you have any special requirements or need to hold delivery until a later date, please state these in the notes section in the cart or at checkout.
Northern Ireland, Highlands and Islands
Please get in touch with us before ordering and we can advise on the best method for delivery to your area.
How does my smoked salmon get delivered?
Your order will be packaged in insulated packaging filled with ice packs which are tested to keep the products chilled for up to 48 hours. We use DPD to transport the products on an overnight service, so the product should always arrive chilled as though it had been in a fridge. The insulated packaging is either compostable, re-usable or recyclable.
Do I need to be home when it is delivered?
If you're not home we ask the courier to leave the package either with a neighbour or in a safe place. It is always preferable to have someone around to sign for the delivery though, so an address where someone is available (home or work) would help.
How much does delivery cost?
Delivery free when you spend £75, or below that £5.95 and is applied at checkout, and is based on your cart total after any discounts.
Where is the salmon from?
We source our salmon through Billingsgate fish market, selecting only the freshest Scottish* salmon from farms with a focus on responsible farming. We use wild salmon by special order only, please sign up to our emails to hear when this is possible.
*Occasionally due to weather conditions Scottish salmon may not be available, in which case we use the best quality farmed Atlantic salmon available.
What is the use by date?
All our cold smoked salmon and trout is packaged with a minimum of 23 days shelf life. The only exception is our hot smoked salmon and paté which has a shorter use by date - 14 days. We will never send out any packs of smoked salmon with less than 5 days remaining on its use by date, or pâté with less than 3 days remaining.
Can you freeze it?
Yes, all our products are suitable for freezing. Please freeze on day of arrival.
I have a discount code - where do I use it?
There is a small box in the cart section where you review your order that asks for your discount code. Please enter it here and the discount will be automatically applied.
How much should I buy per person?
We recommend 50g per person as a portion. Really love smoked salmon? Double it!
About Our Fish
We source our fresh Scottish farmed salmon via Billingsgate fish market. Wherever possible we choose RSPCA assured Scottish farms*, with key ambitions to follow responsible farming practices.
The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.
We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!
*Sometimes this isn't always possible due to weather conditions etc, in which case we choose the next best alternatives
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Let customers speak for us
The maple bourbon hot smoked salmon is so good
All I can say is that it was a unique and great flavour. We had it with your salmon pate and a poached egg. Delicious and can’t wait to order some more.
Received our order in good time for Christmas. Beautiful, flavoursome, thick cut smoked salmon. Once tried you won’t go back. Here is our festive smoked salmon wreath, our friends are now hooked :)
James and the team have a great sense of humour, with catchy and witty titles and descriptions for their products that had me laughing out loud. The packaging was great, keeping the fish lovely and cold in transport but the fish!! Amazing! Thick, succulent, tasty to the Nth degree and I’d even go as bold to say, indomitable!
This is by far the best smoked salmon I have ever had. Cut into thick decadent slices, and wonderfully ‘dry’, not wet and ‘flippy floppy’! The Sozzled Santa had a beautiful mellow Christmas taste that I will definitely be hoping for next Christmas!
Ordered the taster pack for Christmas day arrived on time and had it for starters before our Christmas dinner and it was delicious, everyone loved it especially the smoked salmon pate. Would highly recommend to anyone who loves smoked salmon.
A brilliant start to the festive food indulgence!! Excellent salmon!
This is the 4th tub of delicious salmon pate I've ordered (amongst other things...) fancy it up or keep it simple, it's just amazing 👏 thank you Pished Fish folk! As my gran used to say, don't gild the lily (or gill-d to keep the fish theme going!?) so today we had oatcakes, crackers with it ❤️ the order updates, tracking and packing are all different class too. Buy with confidence if you like/love salmon. Order, eat, repeat 😋 will try adding a photo...
Just wow.
We have just tried the first of our salmons, (which was the gin & tonic one) and it was truly delicious. The salmon just melted in your mouth and the flavours were fantastic. I cannot wait to try the others over the next few weeks and will definitely be buying more in the future.
We ordered a full Monty pack for our Christmas tree trimming evening and everyone was very impressed with the quality and taste of the fish. I have already recommended them to several of our friends. We will definitely order from them again
Didn’t last long at all!
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Delicious chunky smoked salmon, addictive giltong and divine pate.
Delighted with my taster pack. The pate was delicious with nice chunky salmon in it. We had the hot smoked salmon in a rainbow of salad.
What a great combo. Loved it on Portugese bread with soft cheese, avocado and hard d boiled eggs. Great brunch
Dans brother was blooming delighted with his thankyou gift! Arrived perfectly cooled and he was chuffed! 🏴
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"Best smoked salmon I’ve ever tasted"
"Delicious smoked salmon not thin and salty like supermarket smoked salmon. Love all the flavours I’ve tried so far. Salmon is tender and succulent and the salmon pate is the best I’ve ever tasted! I’ll definitely be buying regularly from this company" Catherine G.
Born from a passion
To Make Tastier Smoked Salmon
Having spent some time working in and around Scandinavia I realised that smoked salmon didn't have to be wafer thin, slimy stuff like what you find in a supermarket. Since 2014 I've been creating smoked salmon that I love to eat myself. Infused with a range of different flavours that complement, but don't over-power the fish. Designed for you to add some pizazz to your pinics or brilliance to your brunches!
Customer Reviews
Lovely smoked salmon, so good I even took a picture!
Excellent value and a tub of my favourite smoked salmon pate!
Tried some over the weekend with my Malaysian visitors - we are all bowled over , definitely the best smoked salmon we have ever tasted - and we have tasted many! ( We will now be your regular customer !)
The bundle arrived and when my son spotted the Gilltong it was eaten within minutes, as it so popular. The pate is delicious. Once again this package was enjoyed by the whole family.
Thanks Matthew, hope there aren't too. many sqaubbles caused by the gilltong! Cheers! James
We’ve been ordering this wonderful smoked salmon for a number of months now …it’s so good we decided to subscribe to the mystery bundle!! Every flavour is sublime and we’ve never tasted smoked salmon this divine before … so, long may it continue. The added bonus is that James and his team give outstanding customer service…there are no negatives about The Pished Fish….try it, you won’t be disappointed!!
