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Christmas 2023 Info & FAQs

Ho ho ho! We are looking forward to being of festive service to you this year! PLEASE order early! Our order books open on Friday 1st December. 

Please read on for some FAQs

Every order received from the 1st December onwards will be considered required for Christmas Day and will have shelf life to last beyond 25th December.

We make everything fresh and don't keep product piled high on the shelves, so we are unable to guarantee a specific delivery date as we have to juggle the production and delivery schedule around so much as it is.

Tracking your order:

As soon as we despatch your order you will receive confirmation with tracking information. It is also a good idea to download the DPD app. Through this you have many options on how/where your parcel gets delivered.

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Can I send my order to multiple recipients?

Only 1 delivery address per order please. Please make separate orders for each recipient. Once you have paid once with your card the whole process is very quick. Just input their delivery address at checkout rather than your own!

Can I send a gift voucher as a gift?

You can very quickly and easily send a gift card to someone by email. Search for E-gift card and click the button to "SEND AS GIFT" They can then choose what they'd like at a later date.Can I click and collect?

Can I click and collect?

I’m afraid we are on a private gated estate and not open to the public.

What is the delivery charge?

Delivery is free if spending over £100 (after any coupons) or £5.95 if under

What is the shelf life?
All products vary in how many days they have, but anything ordered from the 1st of December onwards will have shelf life to last beyond Christmas Day. All our products freeze very well if needed for a later date.

Can I choose a delivery date?

Due to the volume of orders we receive we are unable to accommodate delivery date requests. We only send parcels out to arrive Tuesday to Friday. DPD will leave the parcel in a safe place at your request, so a note on the door goes along way in helping this to happen effectively!

Can you send outside of the UK?

Not at this time, sorry!

Where do you deliver to?
Due to the time sensitive nature of the products we can only deliver to mainland UK as further distances can take too long to reach you and spoil en route

What if no-one is home when my smoked salmon arrives?
You will get a notification from DPD and a 1 hour time slot for delivery. You can request to have the parcel left with a neighbour or in a safe place. This is done at your own risk.

How do you keep it cold?
We use insulated wool packaging, tailored to the food industry with ice packs inside. Tested by us and the makers to last up to 48 hours, even in summer!

If you have any other questions then please get in touch (just bare with us for a reply as we'll be all hands on deck in the smokehouse!

Happy Christmas Chums!



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