Two Lucky Dip Mystery Packs!
"Fabulous! The best smoked salmon we have ever tasted." Karen G. 😁
✔️ Unique range of flavours
✔️ Suitable for freezing
✔️ FREE guaranteed chilled delivery with £75+ spend (otherwise £5.95)
✔️ The Best Smoked Salmon you Have Ever Tasted - or your Money Back!
Secure Payments
Get 2 lucky dip packs on us when you spend £100 (after any discounts)
(Flavours are chosen at random)
Ingredients: Atlantic salmon (FISH) salt, Demerara sugar...
Minimum 5 days shelf life on delivery. Suitable for freezing.
Chilled Delivery Guarantee
Delivery & FAQs
Satisfaction Guarantee
With the inability to give you a sample like we would at our market stall we offer a money back guarantee on any products you don't like! If you're a smoked salmon lover, and not afraid to try something a little different, we're sure you're our kind of customer. If you really don't like it we'll refund you in full. Can't say fairer than that!
Chilled Delivery Guarantee
With our no quibble guarantee we will refund or replace any products that don't arrive with you in perfect condition.
Delivery
Please allow up to 3-5 business days for delivery at the moment as everything is being made fresh to order to keep up with demand (June 2022) We make our smoked salmon fresh each week. Most smaller pack sizes (100g and 200g) we hold some stock of and will despatch as quick as possible which is the same for our Taster and Gift packs. For larger sizes (half and whole sides) we will slice these in the week and deliver on the coming Friday (e.g order Tuesday morning, will be with you Friday) If you need it more quickly, please pop us an email (we're very friendly) and we'll do our best to get it out to you sooner, or offer the same weight in smaller pack sizes. If you're not sure, don't hesitate to email info@thepishedfish.com and if you have any special requirements or need to hold delivery until a later date, please state these in the notes section in the cart or at checkout.
Northern Ireland, Highlands and Islands
Please get in touch with us before ordering and we can advise on the best method for delivery to your area.
How does my smoked salmon get delivered?
Your order will be packaged in insulated packaging filled with ice packs which are tested to keep the products chilled for up to 48 hours. We use DPD to transport the products on an overnight service, so the product should always arrive chilled as though it had been in a fridge. The insulated packaging is either compostable, re-usable or recyclable.
Do I need to be home when it is delivered?
If you're not home we ask the courier to leave the package either with a neighbour or in a safe place. It is always preferable to have someone around to sign for the delivery though, so an address where someone is available (home or work) would help.
How much does delivery cost?
Delivery free when you spend £75, or below that £5.95 and is applied at checkout, and is based on your cart total after any discounts.
Where is the salmon from?
We source our salmon through Billingsgate fish market, selecting only the freshest Scottish* salmon from farms with a focus on responsible farming. We use wild salmon by special order only, please sign up to our emails to hear when this is possible.
*Occasionally due to weather conditions Scottish salmon may not be available, in which case we use the best quality farmed Atlantic salmon available.
What is the use by date?
All our cold smoked salmon and trout is packaged with a minimum of 23 days shelf life. The only exception is our hot smoked salmon and paté which has a shorter use by date - 14 days. We will never send out any packs of smoked salmon with less than 5 days remaining on its use by date, or pâté with less than 3 days remaining.
Can you freeze it?
Yes, all our products are suitable for freezing. Please freeze on day of arrival.
I have a discount code - where do I use it?
There is a small box in the cart section where you review your order that asks for your discount code. Please enter it here and the discount will be automatically applied.
How much should I buy per person?
We recommend 50g per person as a portion. Really love smoked salmon? Double it!
About Our Fish
We source our fresh Scottish farmed salmon via Billingsgate fish market. Wherever possible we choose RSPCA assured Scottish farms*, with key ambitions to follow responsible farming practices.
The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.
We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!
*Sometimes this isn't always possible due to weather conditions etc, in which case we choose the next best alternatives
Choose options
As Seen In
Let customers speak for us
This was the first Pished Fish salmon I’d tried and it was absolutely delicious. I tried it simply with just a few salad leaves and it really didn’t need any more though maybe I’ll make a few blinis next time, We prefaced it with a “Dark & Stormy” cocktail to get into the spirit of the occasion!
Two more Pished Fish packs in the freezer (Gin & Tonic and Margarita) and looking forward to trying those too. No more supermarket smoked salmon for me.
Lucky dip gave me surprise on what I was to receive and the opportunity to try more flavours.
I also ordered the pescatarian platter which went down a storm with friends
Delicious no other words required
This is my second order, I also opted for lucky dip pack this time
.cannot wait to try new flavours and choose my favourites.
Never tasted anything quite so delicious.
We all loved it, chef remarked how good the pate was and went back for seconds, that was lunch for five in the garden. Then I despatched daughter off with the beautiful salmon gilltong to lunch with adult posh granddaughter in Thames Ditton, it was so delicious. Being ex RN loved the Rum and Lime, cannot get any better.
The ultimate taster pack was a lovely introduction to really good quality products - all of the versions of the smoked salmon were tasty and the flavours subtle and refreshing - nothing needed fussing with - new potatoes or sourdough and salad were perfect - the pate was delicious too. I will definitely buy from here again.
The lemon flavour is subtle but definitely there, nice that it doesn’t overpower the superb salmon. It’s juicy and thickly sliced, perfect for a special lunch ( it’s amazing how I could convince myself I deserved a treat).
My personal fave is the Augustus Gloop (raspberry vodka and blueberries - what’s not to like??), but really the Trout with Fennel and Pernod is also superb…..then there’s the margarita - oh my word!!!; But what about the Gin and Tonic?
Honestly this is superbly smoked, very generously thick cut salmon (or trout, sorry François!) mixed with cocktail like flavours.
I think you’ll see the results in the photo…. Took too long to take the photo - pished fish was long gone.
Oh! Always go for the free guide - great info, lovely presentation and has a little cheeky giggle to it too!
Absolutely delicious but it was expensive for the amount of salmon would order as a treat for dinner parties as it’s very high quality
Tasty, quality salmon. Combined the salmon pate with the salmon slices on rye bread and was amazing!
Absolutely delicious and will be ordering again to support your business. Not cheap but sooo worth it!!!
Had a cottage weekend booked and ordered the pack as a treat for my friends. It was wolfed down. Thick, succulent pieces in every pack. The pate was incredible and the giltong, never tasted anything like it. My fave was the rum one Will definitely be ordering more. Felt luxe without the ridiculous price tag.
My second delivery
Absolutely gorgeous.
Loved my lucky dips as well
Bought the mixed bundle and thought I would try this first. Well, I am hooked. The taste is amazing and it is so moreish. Can’t wait to try the other flavours. Can’t take a photo as I’ve scoffed it all! 😊
