Rudolph the Red Nose Salmon T-Shirt


Even Mr Hilfiger would  approve of one of these in his stocking

Light grey with black design

We source our fresh Scottish farmed salmon via Billingsgate fish market. Wherever possible we choose RSPCA assured Scottish farms*, with key ambitions to follow responsible farming practices. 

The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.

We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!

*Sometimes this isn't always possible due to weather conditions etc, in which case we choose the next best alternatives



Delivery is £5.95 or free when you spend £50. Your order will be packaged in recyclable, insulated packaging with an ice pack. DPD is our chosen courier and they will contact you with an hour window for delivery, although you do not need to be at home. We offer a full no quibble refund or replacement for any deliveries that do not arrive in perfect condition

Most orders are despatched in under 3 working days. If you are ordering a larger size (whole or half side) this can be up to 7 working days depending on where we are in our weekly production cycle. If you need this urgently, please contact us directly and we can advise of a lead time.


 We currently can't deliver to Northern Ireland and the Scottish Highlands and Islands. Why is this? DPD are unable to reach you within our specified time period, so we need to use Royal Mail which at current point in time (early 2022) are having a lot of difficulties reaching the destination on time too. We'll keep trying sporadically though.

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
James Johnston (Stoke Newington, GB)

Fantastic salmon and service. James kept me well informed through out and the salmon was out of this world.

Cheers James! I hope the slightly larger t shirt was the right one to go for/the only option left!! Thanks for the kind review. Cheers!

Theo Luke (Dulwich, GB)
Lovely treat

Really pleased with our Order - top marks

Good man, business is hugely appreciated right now. Thanks squire!

Rush (Edinburgh, GB)
Great design

Love the t-shirt. Unfortunately it shrunk a bit in a cold wash after one wearing so may reorder in XL

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