The Designated Driver (No booze!) just Juniper Smoke


Sushi grade Scottish salmon

Long, slow smoke over Juniper and cherry

Kept au naturel (no booze!)

Hand carved in thick, decadent sliced

Rich and smokey, try it as part of a cream cheese filled bagel and taste the flavours shining through - wafer thin this is not!

Ingredients: Atlantic salmon (FISH) salt, Demerara sugar, juniper and cherry wood smoke.

Minimum 5 days shelf life on delivery. Suitable for freezing

We source our salmon through Billingsgate fish market. Our stipulations are that the salmon must be PGI status Scottish salmon and only from RSPCA or Label Rouge approved high welfare farms. The salmon must also be considered sushi grade for freshness.

The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.

We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!

Delivery is £4.95 or free when you spend £50. Your order will be packaged in recyclable, insulated packaging with an ice pack. DPD is our chosen courier and they will contact you with an hour window for delivery, although you do not need to be at home. We offer a full no quibble refund or replacement for any deliveries that do not arrive in perfect condition

Most orders are despatched in under 3 working days. If you are ordering a larger size (whole or half side) this can be up to 7 working days depending on where we are in our weekly production cycle. If you need this urgently, please contact us directly and we can advise of a lead time.



We charge £10 for delivery to Northern Ireland and the Scottish Highlands and Islands. Why is this? DPD are unable to reach you within our specified time period, so we need to use Royal Mail who are a lot dearer for a next day tracked parcel.

Customer Reviews

Based on 85 reviews
Susan Adderley

I have to say it’s the best smoked salmon I have ever tasted. Except for some my hosts did when I stayed in NZ with them. They caught it and smoked it and that was good.

Gina North
No booze fishy

This was absolutely yummy, the flavour was beautiful. I will buy again. 2nd order in.

We need to support these small businesses so give it a try.

Delish Pished Fish

Am so glad I was tempted to buy after reading an Instagram post. Truly delicious smoked salmon and salmon pate. Will certainly be buying from them again and delivery was quick and efficient, and even though during heatwave the fish was fresh and unaffected.

Jennifer Cheetham

I'd ordered this plus pack for an evening with friends and this was defo favorite with us all. Also liked the Gillong (?) And the salmon pate....Will be ordering more when I'm back from Spain. X

Nice Little Fish

The favour is very nice and just different to ordinary smoked salmon.

Thank you Jenny! Glad to hear you enjoyed it. Sophie

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