The Full Monty! **NEW**

£64.99 £67.41

The perfect way to experience our full range, and also the perfect way to gift our smoked salmon! The Full Monty includes 9 packs of our cold smoked range of salmon and trout, 1 of each flavour that we make. Experience each delicately infused flavour on it's own, or as part of a grand smörgasbord! Enjoy the delicate differences in each cure that we use, we challenge you to pick a favourite!!

Then we have The Full, Full Monty! This includes additional luxuries in the form of 1 of our hot smoked salmon steaks, 1 pack of Gilltong and 1 pot of pâté and also includes one of our super-limited edition tote bags free of charge!

Minimum 5 day shelf life on delivery. Suitable for freezing


We source our salmon through Billingsgate fish market. Our stipulations are that the salmon must be PGI status Scottish salmon and only from RSPCA or Label Rouge approved high welfare farms. The salmon must also be considered sushi grade for freshness.

The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.

We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!

Delivery is £4.95 or free when you spend £50. Your order will be packaged in recyclable, insulated packaging with an ice pack. DPD is our chosen courier and they will contact you with an hour window for delivery, although you do not need to be at home. We offer a full no quibble refund or replacement for any deliveries that do not arrive in perfect condition

Most orders are despatched in under 3 working days. If you are ordering a larger size (whole or half side) this can be up to 7 working days depending on where we are in our weekly production cycle. If you need this urgently, please contact us directly and we can advise of a lead time.



We charge £10 for delivery to Northern Ireland and the Scottish Highlands and Islands. Why is this? DPD are unable to reach you within our specified time period, so we need to use Royal Mail who are a lot dearer for a next day tracked parcel.

Customer Reviews

Based on 31 reviews

A fabulous experience from browsing the web site to tasting the smoked trout and hot smoked salmon. The rest of my Full Monty order is tucked away in the freezer, but not for long! I have never tasted such a delicate but lingering flavour. It was rather like savouring a wee dram of single malt.
Thank you, I will not hesitate to order again.

Julia Whewell
The best discovery of fabulous fish I have come across!

Absolutely in love with The Pished Fish....Regrettably I actually gave half of my order to friends... what a mistake that was! I assume they will be ordering from you in the near future!! I will definitely be ordering from you again in the next couple of days!!

Stephanie Wolfe
Yum Yum

Used some birthday money to buy the full Monty. I am having to hide the packets from my husband and son. Absolutely delicious.

We promise not to tell them, Stephanie! Mr Pished Fish has some fantastic hiding spots in our house, too. He could write a book!

Cheers! Mrs Pished Fish

Heather Simpson
Superb choice

An excellent buy. Perfect variety of all the packs. Fast and efficient service. Great to know we have your excellent smoked salmon at our fingertips for any occasion.

paul saunders
Great product

The best smoked salmon I have had well done guys keep up the good work 👍

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