The Designated Driver (No booze!) just Juniper Smoke


Sushi grade Scottish salmon

Long, slow smoke over Juniper and cherry

Kept au naturel (no booze!)

Hand carved in thick, decadent sliced

Rich and smokey, try it as part of a cream cheese filled bagel and taste the flavours shining through - wafer thin this is not!

"Dear God, this stuff is divine. I’m saving up for the next order - these guys REALLY know their business!" Lesley H.

Ingredients: Atlantic salmon (FISH) salt, Demerara sugar, juniper and cherry wood smoke.

We source our fresh Scottish farmed salmon via Billingsgate fish market. Wherever possible we choose RSPCA assured Scottish farms*, with key ambitions to follow responsible farming practices. 

The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.

We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!

*Sometimes this isn't always possible due to weather conditions etc, in which case we choose the next best alternatives



Delivery is £5.95 or free when you spend £50. Your order will be packaged in recyclable, insulated packaging with an ice pack. DPD is our chosen courier and they will contact you with an hour window for delivery, although you do not need to be at home. We offer a full no quibble refund or replacement for any deliveries that do not arrive in perfect condition

Most orders are despatched in under 3 working days. If you are ordering a larger size (whole or half side) this can be up to 7 working days depending on where we are in our weekly production cycle. If you need this urgently, please contact us directly and we can advise of a lead time.


 We currently can't deliver to Northern Ireland and the Scottish Highlands and Islands. Why is this? DPD are unable to reach you within our specified time period, so we need to use Royal Mail which at current point in time (early 2022) are having a lot of difficulties reaching the destination on time too. We'll keep trying sporadically though.

Customer Reviews

Based on 157 reviews
Sabrina L. (Faversham, GB)
Top class smoked salmon

Extremely delicious smoked salmon. I like the way it is cut.
I have added some chopped pieces of salmon to my asparagus penne pasta.

Carol (Slough, GB)
Our favourite!

This has overtaken the Margarita as our top blend, but none so far have really disappointed, although bottom of the list is Eric the Red. As ever delivery was exactly when expected and product was in perfect condition.

Thank you so much. I love hearing peoples favourites as I find it just too hard to choose!

Cheers, Helen

Gill Bevan (Daventry, GB)
The best

There would be no problem been the designated driver with this salmón
it’s delicious

Thank you so much Gill. Glad you liked it.

Cheers, Helen

J J (Cambridge, GB)

Lovely thick slices. Ideal with a couple of scrambled eggs and asparagus for breakfast/brunch.

That sounds like a delicious way to enjoyed it. So gad that you enjoyed it.

Cheers, Helen

Kate Brough (Aberdeen, GB)

Superb smoked salmon pate and smoked salmon. Absolutely delicious as always. Will be ordering again really soon.

Thank you Kate, so glad that you enjoyed it. Would love to hear what you think of any other orders.

Cheers, Helen

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