The Designated Driver (No booze!) just Juniper Smoke


Sushi grade Scottish salmon

Long, slow smoke over Juniper and cherry

Kept au naturel (no booze!)

Hand carved in thick, decadent sliced

Rich and smokey, try it as part of a cream cheese filled bagel and taste the flavours shining through - wafer thin this is not!

Ingredients: Atlantic salmon (FISH) salt, Demerara sugar, juniper and cherry wood smoke.

Minimum 5 days shelf life on delivery. Suitable for freezing

We source our salmon through Billingsgate fish market. Our stipulations are that the salmon must be PGI status Scottish salmon and only from RSPCA or Label Rouge approved high welfare farms. The salmon must also be considered sushi grade for freshness.

The salmon is filleted and then slow cured in our unique blend of Dead Sea salt and demerara sugar. The slow cure firms up the fish and gives the salmon a more meaty texture. It is not greasy or slimy like some other smoked salmon.

We then smoke gently over complementary wood smokes. After smoking, the salmon is rested overnight before being sliced by hand in our little Sussex smokehouse. We choose to slice the salmon in thicker, vertical, more decadent slices. Once our customers have tried it this way they never go back!

Delivery is £4.95 or free when you spend £50. Your order will be packaged in recyclable, insulated packaging with an ice pack. DPD is our chosen courier and they will contact you with an hour window for delivery, although you do not need to be at home. We offer a full no quibble refund or replacement for any deliveries that do not arrive in perfect condition

Most orders are despatched in under 3 working days. If you are ordering a larger size (whole or half side) this can be up to 7 working days depending on where we are in our weekly production cycle. If you need this urgently, please contact us directly and we can advise of a lead time.



We charge £10 for delivery to Northern Ireland and the Scottish Highlands and Islands. Why is this? DPD are unable to reach you within our specified time period, so we need to use Royal Mail who are a lot dearer for a next day tracked parcel.

Customer Reviews

Based on 123 reviews
Iris Belshaw
Designated driver

The beautiful sliced side of salmon arrived in pristine condition. Unlike any smoked salmon in the shops this not only tasted so much better but was sliced thick which made it look so appealing on the plate.

Roseann Cameron

The most delicious smoked salmon we’ve ever tasted! Looking forward to order next delivery 😊🤤

Cait Stevens
Beautifully decadent

Lovely patè, beautiful salmon - will definately be re-ordering

Sue Williams
Heaven on a plate

Wonderful taste & texture will be happy to purchase again ,customer communications excellent and presentation of product the best I have seen Thank you

Janet Gale
Beautiful flavour and texture

How nice to have a piece of smoked salmon that is not actually wafer thin so you can actually enjoy the texture and taste. We had it as a starter for a dinner party and all of us loved it

Wonderful news, Janet. We do hope we get invited to your next dinner party!

Pip pip! Hermione

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